Hello Comrade! My name is Cheta Guravayura. Yes, named after my hero Che Guevara who currently adorns the urban youth’s shirts, wallpapers and every other thing apart from their history books. Actually that ain’t right (I’m a sworn leftist, there shall nothing be ‘right’, haha, see! My humour hasn’t ‘left’ my ideals). My dad named […]
Read more "LETTER FROM A MARXIST"Fallen leaves, my midnight dreams. Erstwhile love, our sugary past. You walk away, nothing ever gleams, This night shall never so long, last! Solitude, by the moon that shine, Resilient heart filled with moss. Heaven knows our stars are in line, The skies wept for our fragile loss. Eyes on you, but you ain’t to […]
Read more "Night leaves?"If my scars were lovely, and day was night. The memories nice, and if a lie wasn’t a lie. Would things be fine?, even if things weren’t right? Even if miseries replete, without you, I wouldn’t be I! If dirt was clean, and tears were of glee. The wings robust, and if a smile wasn’t […]
Read more "FRAGILE."Indra’s Amaravati was in total chaos. What initially was supposed to be a meeting between the who and whos amongst the Indian Gods to discuss the effectiveness of replacing Red Bull with Amruth as the official drink, turned to be a heated argument of failed Karmic conspiracies. Our official reporter of PTI Amaravati, Mr. Ved […]
Read more "THE COUNCIL OF THE GODS"Part 1 – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/04/24/mcl-kentucky-laxmi-the-vada-begins/ Part 2 – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/mc-l-kentucky-laxmi-pour-the-batter/ *** “Oh my dear road, where do you lead? Across the honking autos and farting cars… The signal remains red, parking space we need! Here’s to the great Bangalore Traffic wars!” The above lines were detailed descriptively with state of art Marvel comics-seque illustrations on the poster put […]
Read more "MC.L Kentucky Laxmi – Burn the oil"For part 1, click – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/04/24/mcl-kentucky-laxmi-the-vada-begins/ *** With great power comes, great responsibility electricity bills! Leading a bachelor life in this big broad Bengaluru was never expected to be easy. It was like demanding Rahul Gandhi to think, and with all due respect to him, atleast he helped create a market for our very own desi […]
Read more "MC.L Kentucky Laxmi – Pour the Batter"“What is this Vada?”, asked the amused Phirangi doling out his quota full of an Indian dish themed unconventional to his western eyes. The waiter looked surprised. Everyone around him looked surprised. It was considered a blasphemy not to know this particular snack in the rich suburb of Chawal Cholk, New Delhi. A blasphemy for […]
Read more "Mc.L Kentucky Laxmi – The Vada Begins"“Prime Minister Narendra Modi returns back to India”, read the morning newspaper. It was New Year’s eve! Panj Punchmani was already frustrated that he did not have any plans to celebrate the dawn of the new year. While the Aam Aadmi coughs, complains and cakes his life, the nation’s PM is busy loitering across borders […]
Read more "PANJ PUNCHMANI’s NEW YEAR!"It was a bright day in June, and the clocks were striking thirteen already. I was in a hurry to be patient, and the serene pitch green surrounding offered me perfect solace to hit the roads. The sky above was the colour of television, turned to a dead channel. Not the prettiest of sights to […]
Read more "THE DRIVE"Hi. I am a secularist. I wish to raise my voice against the communal injustice that is happening in this country. I am so very eccentrically filled with freedom of speech, that I shall be demanding 50% reservation for all the OBC/SC/ST, Ram Gopal Verma, Kamal R Khan, Alia Bhatt, Radhe Maa and other socially […]
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The Doctrine Of Lassi 