Hello Comrade! My name is Cheta Guravayura. Yes, named after my hero Che Guevara who currently adorns the urban youth’s shirts, wallpapers and every other thing apart from their history books. Actually that ain’t right (I’m a sworn leftist, there shall nothing be ‘right’, haha, see! My humour hasn’t ‘left’ my ideals). My dad named […]
Read more "LETTER FROM A MARXIST"Indra’s Amaravati was in total chaos. What initially was supposed to be a meeting between the who and whos amongst the Indian Gods to discuss the effectiveness of replacing Red Bull with Amruth as the official drink, turned to be a heated argument of failed Karmic conspiracies. Our official reporter of PTI Amaravati, Mr. Ved […]
Read more "THE COUNCIL OF THE GODS"Part 1 – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/04/24/mcl-kentucky-laxmi-the-vada-begins/ Part 2 – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/mc-l-kentucky-laxmi-pour-the-batter/ *** “Oh my dear road, where do you lead? Across the honking autos and farting cars… The signal remains red, parking space we need! Here’s to the great Bangalore Traffic wars!” The above lines were detailed descriptively with state of art Marvel comics-seque illustrations on the poster put […]
Read more "MC.L Kentucky Laxmi – Burn the oil"For part 1, click – https://thedoctrineoflassi.wordpress.com/2016/04/24/mcl-kentucky-laxmi-the-vada-begins/ *** With great power comes, great responsibility electricity bills! Leading a bachelor life in this big broad Bengaluru was never expected to be easy. It was like demanding Rahul Gandhi to think, and with all due respect to him, atleast he helped create a market for our very own desi […]
Read more "MC.L Kentucky Laxmi – Pour the Batter"“What is this Vada?”, asked the amused Phirangi doling out his quota full of an Indian dish themed unconventional to his western eyes. The waiter looked surprised. Everyone around him looked surprised. It was considered a blasphemy not to know this particular snack in the rich suburb of Chawal Cholk, New Delhi. A blasphemy for […]
Read more "Mc.L Kentucky Laxmi – The Vada Begins"“Prime Minister Narendra Modi returns back to India”, read the morning newspaper. It was New Year’s eve! Panj Punchmani was already frustrated that he did not have any plans to celebrate the dawn of the new year. While the Aam Aadmi coughs, complains and cakes his life, the nation’s PM is busy loitering across borders […]
Read more "PANJ PUNCHMANI’s NEW YEAR!"Ahoy! The hundred meters walk of shame With hair that looks like being nibbled by the rats A visit to the saloon and nothing is the same Ahoy! Look at those small mocking brats Swish-wish the barber’s scissors work the play Cutting right, snitching left, behold the master’s craftery Wish for the Beckham like spike […]
Read more "THE MASTER AND HIS SCISSORS"Hi. I am a secularist. I wish to raise my voice against the communal injustice that is happening in this country. I am so very eccentrically filled with freedom of speech, that I shall be demanding 50% reservation for all the OBC/SC/ST, Ram Gopal Verma, Kamal R Khan, Alia Bhatt, Radhe Maa and other socially […]
Read more "A LETTER FROM THE SECULARIST"There was a time when the world was in search of Oil. All the rich wealthy oil resources were now deplete and Omana Chechi was now in a sticky spot on how to fulfil her daily procurements. Born in a wealthy household against the scenic backwaters of Kerala, Omana Chechi’s ancestors had prophesised such a […]
Read more "THE MALLU IN THE MALL"Mr Killmenot Khallimullah Khan was a depressed soul. Not only he had to suffice having a Veg Biryani for Eid, he was also wished for Raksha-Bandhan on Friendship Day. With goat-like beard and green scarf hanging around his neck, Mr. Khan was a distinguished gentlemen living somewhere in the suburbs of Bandra. He lost his […]
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The Doctrine Of Lassi 